Managed to blow up my WordPress install due to me accidentally and erroneously thinking I knew shit about shit when it comes to MySQL databases and the safe backing-up thereof. I do not.
Fortunately, I was able to save the raw content, so I'll dribble that back in here over the next few weeks (like anyone cares. I barely do), but it all needs to be re-formatted to look even remotely readable.
So, yeah, that's why I'm back with TypePad. Self-hosting is for the birds. Six Apart does a great job making and maintaining this little platform, so I'm going to just pay the big boys to do what they do so I don't have to.